Ay, you lot, Constance here. Yeah. Most of ya probably don't know me yet, but eh, I'm more bored than a cat in a box, so I'm doing one of these report-thingies.
Heard some loud screaming coming from the dockside of burgh'. On going there, saw Minerva and some void knight facing off against a weird hooded figure, supposedly some "puppet of greed". Other than having an edgy name, the thing was exceedingly proficcient at being decapitated, alarmingly so. If you lot aren't careful they'll trip up on their own swords.
Point is, it was trying to bugger up the soil with some kind of gem. ....not sure why, since you lot aren't farmers, the thing didn't seem too bright. Minnie tossed the gem off into the ocean and the void knight's request, and a bit later some dark shadowy prat rose up, "pride". Yet another ridiculously-named "thing". It seemed to bugger off after we kindly told it we weren't buying anything, and after it made a few hollow threats, it vanished.
If any of you so much as scratch Minnie, you'll wake up to find your genitalia removed and shoved down your own gullet.
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